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PostPosted: Sun Sep 02, 2018 9:33 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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What does the government do to protect witnesses whose testimony is vital in a Federal trial, even though the witness happens to be really, really stupid.

They put them in the Witless Protection Program. The person is moved to a community where everybody is dumb. That way the witness blends right in . . . .

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The True Heroes of any convention — Food!!!


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I read that scientists have genetically engineered a new breed of cows which don't give milk . . . they give beer.

And these cows are engineered to thrive in cold climates. That way the beer comes out cold. Cool



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PostPosted: Wed Oct 10, 2018 6:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Eadie wrote:
The True Heroes of any convention —

Now that's thinking outside the take-out box!
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Shortly after Elizabeth Warren released a DNA test that may or may not show that she is 1/1024th Native American, failed presidential candidate and former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton showed the results of a recent DNA test that conclusively proved she is only 50% Reptilian.



The test, conducted by a renowned DNA expert, showed that only 50% of her blood comes from reptilian humanoids from space bent on destroying humanity. Many Washington insiders had claimed she was 100% reptile, but these claims are now known to be a hoax.

"I'm happy to announce that I'm only half reptile," she said on an interview Sunday evening. "I hope my critics will think twice before calling me a space reptile now, since that's only half true. I'm only part lizard person, thank you very much."

But she was quick to point out that whether or not she's an earth-conquering reptile is irrelevant, quipping, "What difference, at this point, does it make?"

At publishing time, Clinton had admitted the remainder of her DNA was that of a Cylon .

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