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Gord Green Galactic Ambassador
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_________________ There comes a time, thief, when gold loses its lustre, and the gems cease to sparkle, and the throne room becomes a prison; and all that is left is a father's love for his child. |
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Eadie Galactic Ambassador
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Posted: Wed Oct 10, 2018 1:58 am Post subject: |
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The True Heroes of any convention — Food!!!
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Art Should Comfort the Disturbed and Disturb the Comfortable.
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Bud Brewster Galactic Fleet Admiral (site admin)
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Posted: Wed Oct 10, 2018 3:22 pm Post subject: |
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I read that scientists have genetically engineered a new breed of cows which don't give milk . . . they give beer.
And these cows are engineered to thrive in cold climates. That way the beer comes out cold.
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orzel-w Galactic Ambassador
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Posted: Wed Oct 10, 2018 6:27 pm Post subject: |
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Eadie wrote: | The True Heroes of any convention — |
Now that's thinking outside the take-out box! _________________ ...or not...
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Gord Green Galactic Ambassador
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Posted: Wed Oct 17, 2018 12:12 am Post subject: |
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Shortly after Elizabeth Warren released a DNA test that may or may not show that she is 1/1024th Native American, failed presidential candidate and former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton showed the results of a recent DNA test that conclusively proved she is only 50% Reptilian.
The test, conducted by a renowned DNA expert, showed that only 50% of her blood comes from reptilian humanoids from space bent on destroying humanity. Many Washington insiders had claimed she was 100% reptile, but these claims are now known to be a hoax.
"I'm happy to announce that I'm only half reptile," she said on an interview Sunday evening. "I hope my critics will think twice before calling me a space reptile now, since that's only half true. I'm only part lizard person, thank you very much."
But she was quick to point out that whether or not she's an earth-conquering reptile is irrelevant, quipping, "What difference, at this point, does it make?"
At publishing time, Clinton had admitted the remainder of her DNA was that of a Cylon .
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Eadie Galactic Ambassador
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Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2018 7:30 pm Post subject: |
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Robert (Butch) Day Galactic Ambassador
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Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2018 9:09 am Post subject: |
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Found by Eadie, Pye-Rate and myself.
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Eadie Galactic Ambassador
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Posted: Sat Dec 29, 2018 11:10 am Post subject: |
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MORE Christmas fun!
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Robert (Butch) Day Galactic Ambassador
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Posted: Thu Feb 07, 2019 2:14 pm Post subject: |
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Groundhog Day Humor:
General Humor:
Happy Chinese (lunar) New Year 2019:
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Eadie Galactic Ambassador
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Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2019 8:59 am Post subject: |
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Bud Brewster Galactic Fleet Admiral (site admin)
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Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2019 1:27 pm Post subject: |
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Eadie, those are some VERY funny cartoons! Thanks! _________________ ____________
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Bud Brewster Galactic Fleet Admiral (site admin)
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Posted: Sun Feb 24, 2019 12:24 pm Post subject: |
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If something is "lost in antiquity", can you get it back by going to "Antiquity's Lost and Found"?
If dogs can be trained to sniff out drugs and explosives, can they be trained to only piss on crabgrass and kill IT instead of the good parts of the lawn? _________________ ____________
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Eadie Galactic Ambassador
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Posted: Sat Mar 02, 2019 9:18 am Post subject: |
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When phone booths break:
Now you know the [size=24]REAL lyrics!:[/size]
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scotpens Starship Captain
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Posted: Sat Mar 02, 2019 9:13 pm Post subject: |
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Eadie wrote: | When phone booths break:
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What's a phone booth? |
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Eadie Galactic Ambassador
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Posted: Sat Mar 16, 2019 2:53 pm Post subject: |
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