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PostPosted: Sun Jun 14, 2020 9:30 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bud Brewster wrote:
Gee, Eadie, I can't help but winder when you had your vision checked. Laughing

Just over a month ago. 20/20.
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Disney has already taken over Star Wars. This is what would happen if they take over Star Trek:


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PostPosted: Wed Jul 01, 2020 3:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Thank God we have a competent, intelligent president who is both wise and totally dedicated to the welfare of the American people — just as our noble founding fathers were! Very Happy






I'm sure that Trump's rally this weekend, which is being held in the shadow of Mt. Rushmore, will be conducted with every possible safety precaution!

I have no doubt that many of the people who attend Trump's rally will have the good sense to wear masks. Very Happy

Well . . . okay, at least four of them will. Rolling Eyes




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PostPosted: Fri Aug 14, 2020 11:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote


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PostPosted: Sat Aug 15, 2020 9:21 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Hey, wait a minute. What if aliens cleverly hide their ships inside . . . weather balloons! Shocked




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PostPosted: Tue Aug 25, 2020 12:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Everywhere you go, there are signs on businesses stating that wearing a mask is mandatory, and if you refuse and try to enter, you will be arrested. But six months ago, if you had walked into ANY business wearing a mask, you would have been arrested.

I feel that I am getting mixed messages.

Okay, lets see if this works.

EUREKA!

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PostPosted: Sun Sep 06, 2020 9:31 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Scientists have discovered a new element which they've named ignoranium.

It emits a form of radiation, like uranium, but this radiation doesn't kill you — it just makes you forget everything you ever knew. Shocked

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 13, 2020 12:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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~ If Mickey Mouse married Daisy Duck, would their children be mucks or dice?

~ Today it occurred to me that "being the smartest person in the room" isn't any fun if nobody else is smart enough to give you an intelligent conversation! Shocked

Jeez, guys, am I really the only one who ponders deep thoughts like this? Confused

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 13, 2020 2:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

How come we park in a driveway but drive on a parkway?
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Right! English is a crazy language! Shocked

Why do ships carry cargo, but trucks carry shipments?

How come Americans park their cars in driveways . . . but drive on parkways?

Why are boxing rings "square"?

How come hot dogs can be served cold?

Why do noses "run", but feet "smell"?

Why do people recite at a play . . . but play at a recital?

Why are people who ride motorcycles are called bikers . . . people who ride bikes are called cyclists?

Why does quicksand work slowly?

Why does the sun come up and go down, but prices go up and come down?

Why are tomboys all girls?

How come we cook bacon, but bake cookies?

When the stars are out they’re visible . . . but when the lights are out, they’re invisible?

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PostPosted: Sun Oct 18, 2020 9:24 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Chinese proverb: When a man from the West meets a man from the East, a wise man knows exactly what he will say first.

"Howdy, pardner!"
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Why do carpenters have bad teeth?

Because they bite their nails! Shocked

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PostPosted: Sun Oct 18, 2020 10:40 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

"Man with forked tongue not kiss balloon." Laugh-In.
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