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Bud Brewster · Posted: Wed Jul 01, 2020 3:04 pm Post subject:

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Thank God we have a competent, intelligent president who is both wise and totally dedicated to the welfare of the American people — just as our noble founding fathers were! Very Happy

I'm sure that Trump's rally this weekend, which is being held in the shadow of Mt. Rushmore, will be conducted with every possible safety precaution!

I have no doubt that many of the people who attend Trump's rally will have the good sense to wear masks. Very Happy

Well . . . okay, at least four of them will. Rolling Eyes

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Is there no man on Earth who has the wisdom and innocence of a child?
~ The Space Children (1958)

Gord Green · Posted: Fri Aug 14, 2020 11:59 pm Post subject:

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There comes a time, thief, when gold loses its lustre, and the gems cease to sparkle, and the throne room becomes a prison; and all that is left is a father's love for his child.

Bud Brewster · Posted: Sat Aug 15, 2020 9:21 am Post subject:

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Hey, wait a minute. What if aliens cleverly hide their ships inside . . . weather balloons! Shocked

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Is there no man on Earth who has the wisdom and innocence of a child?
~ The Space Children (1958)

Krel · Guest

Everywhere you go, there are signs on businesses stating that wearing a mask is mandatory, and if you refuse and try to enter, you will be arrested. But six months ago, if you had walked into ANY business wearing a mask, you would have been arrested.

I feel that I am getting mixed messages.

Okay, lets see if this works.

EUREKA!

David.

Gord Green · Posted: Sat Sep 05, 2020 10:25 pm Post subject:

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There comes a time, thief, when gold loses its lustre, and the gems cease to sparkle, and the throne room becomes a prison; and all that is left is a father's love for his child.

Bud Brewster · Posted: Sun Sep 06, 2020 9:31 am Post subject:

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Scientists have discovered a new element which they've named ignoranium.

It emits a form of radiation, like uranium, but this radiation doesn't kill you — it just makes you forget everything you ever knew. Shocked

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Is there no man on Earth who has the wisdom and innocence of a child?
~ The Space Children (1958)

Gord Green · Posted: Tue Sep 08, 2020 11:51 pm Post subject:

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There comes a time, thief, when gold loses its lustre, and the gems cease to sparkle, and the throne room becomes a prison; and all that is left is a father's love for his child.

Bud Brewster · Posted: Tue Oct 13, 2020 12:24 pm Post subject:

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~ If Mickey Mouse married Daisy Duck, would their children be mucks or dice?

~ Today it occurred to me that "being the smartest person in the room" isn't any fun if nobody else is smart enough to give you an intelligent conversation! Shocked

Jeez, guys, am I really the only one who ponders deep thoughts like this? Confused

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Is there no man on Earth who has the wisdom and innocence of a child?
~ The Space Children (1958)

Pow · Posted: Tue Oct 13, 2020 2:20 pm Post subject:

How come we park in a driveway but drive on a parkway?

Bud Brewster · Posted: Tue Oct 13, 2020 6:41 pm Post subject:

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Right! English is a crazy language! Shocked

Why do ships carry cargo, but trucks carry shipments?

How come Americans park their cars in driveways . . . but drive on parkways?

Why are boxing rings "square"?

How come hot dogs can be served cold?

Why do noses "run", but feet "smell"?

Why do people recite at a play . . . but play at a recital?

Why are people who ride motorcycles are called bikers . . . people who ride bikes are called cyclists?

Why does quicksand work slowly?

Why does the sun come up and go down, but prices go up and come down?

Why are tomboys all girls?

How come we cook bacon, but bake cookies?

When the stars are out they’re visible . . . but when the lights are out, they’re invisible?
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Is there no man on Earth who has the wisdom and innocence of a child?
~ The Space Children (1958)

Bud Brewster · Posted: Sun Oct 18, 2020 9:24 am Post subject:

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Chinese proverb: When a man from the West meets a man from the East, a wise man knows exactly what he will say first.

"Howdy, pardner!"
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Why do carpenters have bad teeth?

Because they bite their nails! Shocked

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Is there no man on Earth who has the wisdom and innocence of a child?
~ The Space Children (1958)

Pow · Posted: Sun Oct 18, 2020 10:40 am Post subject:

"Man with forked tongue not kiss balloon." Laugh-In.

Bud Brewster · Posted: Sun Nov 01, 2020 12:28 pm Post subject:

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All Sci-Fi's Deep Thoughts of the Day.

~ If a Jedi has constipation, can he use the Force to pull out his poop? Confused

~ If we call our arms and legs "limbs", why don't we called our fingers and toes "twigs"? Cool

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Is there no man on Earth who has the wisdom and innocence of a child?
~ The Space Children (1958)

Bud Brewster · Posted: Sun Nov 01, 2020 12:28 pm Post subject:

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All Sci-Fi's Deep Thoughts of the Day.

~ If a Jedi has constipation, can he use the Force to pull out his poop? Confused

~ If we call our arms and legs "limbs", why don't we called our fingers and toes "twigs"? Cool

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Is there no man on Earth who has the wisdom and innocence of a child?
~ The Space Children (1958)

Gord Green · Posted: Tue Nov 03, 2020 4:39 pm Post subject:

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There comes a time, thief, when gold loses its lustre, and the gems cease to sparkle, and the throne room becomes a prison; and all that is left is a father's love for his child.