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Krel
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 18, 2020 5:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well as it is the season.

Todd C. Oleck, 2017




Trick or Treat by by John Pederson jr. Worlds of IF 1959


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PostPosted: Sun Nov 01, 2020 1:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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All Sci-Fi's Deep Thoughts of the Day.

~ If a Jedi has constipation, can he use the Force to pull out his poop? Confused

~ If we call our arms and legs "limbs", why don't we called our fingers and toes "twigs"? Cool

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PostPosted: Sun Nov 01, 2020 1:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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All Sci-Fi's Deep Thoughts of the Day.

~ If a Jedi has constipation, can he use the Force to pull out his poop? Confused

~ If we call our arms and legs "limbs", why don't we called our fingers and toes "twigs"? Cool

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 03, 2020 5:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote


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PostPosted: Tue Nov 03, 2020 6:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Well, at least this candidate is wearing head gear which encourages his supporters to guard against spreading the Coronavirus! Laughing

And that's truly prophetic in view of the fact that the last time Mars invaded Earth, they got wiped out by our viruses! Shocked

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 04, 2020 5:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bud Brewster wrote:
And that's truly prophetic in view of the fact that the last time Mars invaded Earth, they got wiped out by our viruses! Shocked

It wasn't Earth viruses that killed the Martians. It was recordings of Marty Robbins yodeling. Laughing

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 04, 2020 11:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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It was recordings of Marty Robbins yodeling

NOPE, It was Slim Whitman !
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 05, 2020 3:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bud Brewster wrote:
And that's truly prophetic in view of the fact that the last time Mars invaded Earth, they got wiped out by our viruses! Shocked

I goofed, too! Gord Green is right. War of the Worlds was NOT the "the last time" the Martians invaded. Sad

But here's a thought! Since Trump's "bleach injections" have not yet been approved by the FDA, we should conduct test to determine if Slim Whitman's yodeling will kill the Coronavirus!


______ Indian love call Slim Whitman Mars Attacks


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PostPosted: Thu Nov 05, 2020 4:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Gord Green wrote:
NOPE, It was Slim Whitman !

Thanks, but in my defense it's been a long time since I have seen the movie.

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 10, 2020 12:29 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tis' the season...So

Lets start with a classic. I first saw this cartoon as a kid, it was on a Christmas card in a store. And no, my Parents wouldn't buy them to send out.



This one is from the 90s, and I always loved it for it's absurdity, and I worked for Lawyers. Then a few years back, I heard a news story on the radio that in Australia, Santa's were told not to say "Ho-Ho-Ho" because it was offensive to Women! Can this be far behind?



One most, if not all of us can relate to.



Because I like absurdity.



Because we all have our troubles, but unfortunately (or luckily for you?) some have it worse.



What's Christmas without Calvin and Hobbs?





Kids catch on quick. And this one is old!


My eye-site isn't what it used to be, the caption reads: "Slip me a dollar or I'll tell my mother you pinched me on the bottom.

Besides absurdity, I also tend to have a somewhat dark sense of humor.




Like above, if you have eye-site like mine, the caption reads: "Where did we go wrong Mother? Where did we go wrong?"



I hope you enjoy the cartoons. There may be a part two. Mu-ha-ha-ha!...Uh, I mean HO-H0-HO!

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 18, 2020 9:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well as threatened...Uh, promised, yeah that's it promised, here is part IIl

Peter Lorre greets a Christmas visitor*.

*I can't believe that I never noticed before that Sydney Greenstreet iss Santa.

Well it seems that it didn't go to well after Christmas.


Problems at Santa's village.


It looks like flying is a survival trait with Santa's Reindeer.


Game night with Santa.


There's one in every neighborhood.


Caroling Aliens.


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PostPosted: Fri Dec 18, 2020 9:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Part III...PANIC!

Here is PANIC magazine's "The Night Before Christmas", art by Bill Elder.

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 19, 2020 1:23 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

No Christmas would be complete without Tom Lehrer:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ck-FMAMmCrE&ab_channel=AlexanderShekhtman

. . . or chipmunks roasting on an open fire.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3xj-jGAJgZY&ab_channel=_144.1
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