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PostPosted: Tue Nov 03, 2020 5:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Well, at least this candidate is wearing head gear which encourages his supporters to guard against spreading the Coronavirus! Laughing

And that's truly prophetic in view of the fact that the last time Mars invaded Earth, they got wiped out by our viruses! Shocked

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 04, 2020 4:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bud Brewster wrote:
And that's truly prophetic in view of the fact that the last time Mars invaded Earth, they got wiped out by our viruses! Shocked

It wasn't Earth viruses that killed the Martians. It was recordings of Marty Robbins yodeling. Laughing

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 04, 2020 10:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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It was recordings of Marty Robbins yodeling

NOPE, It was Slim Whitman !
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 05, 2020 2:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bud Brewster wrote:
And that's truly prophetic in view of the fact that the last time Mars invaded Earth, they got wiped out by our viruses! Shocked

I goofed, too! Gord Green is right. War of the Worlds was NOT the "the last time" the Martians invaded. Sad

But here's a thought! Since Trump's "bleach injections" have not yet been approved by the FDA, we should conduct test to determine if Slim Whitman's yodeling will kill the Coronavirus!


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PostPosted: Thu Nov 05, 2020 3:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Gord Green wrote:
NOPE, It was Slim Whitman !

Thanks, but in my defense it's been a long time since I have seen the movie.

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 18, 2020 8:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well as threatened...Uh, promised, yeah that's it promised, here is part IIl

Peter Lorre greets a Christmas visitor*.

*I can't believe that I never noticed before that Sydney Greenstreet iss Santa.

Well it seems that it didn't go to well after Christmas.


Problems at Santa's village.


It looks like flying is a survival trait with Santa's Reindeer.


Game night with Santa.


There's one in every neighborhood.


Caroling Aliens.


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PostPosted: Fri Dec 18, 2020 8:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Part III...PANIC!

Here is PANIC magazine's "The Night Before Christmas", art by Bill Elder.

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 19, 2020 12:23 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

No Christmas would be complete without Tom Lehrer:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ck-FMAMmCrE&ab_channel=AlexanderShekhtman

. . . or chipmunks roasting on an open fire.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3xj-jGAJgZY&ab_channel=_144.1
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 11, 2021 4:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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_____________Mr. Shaman Goes to Washington
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~ This is the Frazetta painting I altered. Very Happy


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PostPosted: Thu Feb 11, 2021 8:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Finally, something to laugh at regarding that horrific and tragic attack on our Capitol.
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 12, 2021 9:53 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Think of it as being like the political cartoons that made fun of Hitler during WWII, or the more recent cartoons showing that buffoon, Donald Jackass Trump.

I was amused to read that Jake Angeli (the "Shamon" of QAnon) is apologizing for being part of the Capitol building riot. That cowardly asshole is no doubt hoping to lessen his eventual prison sentence for his felony charges.

Now, if only Trump had enough sense to say he regretted his six zillion screw-ups while in the White House. But he is clearly not the "very stable genius" he claims to be, so that will never happen . . . Rolling Eyes

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A Biker is riding by the zoo in Washington, DC when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion's cage.

Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the collar of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming parents.

The biker jumps off his motorcycle, runs to the cage and hits the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch.

Whimpering from the pain the lion jumps back letting go of the girl, and the biker brings the girl to her terrified parents, who thank him endlessly,

A reporter has watched the whole event.

The reporter addressing the biker says, “Sir, this was the most gallant and bravest thing I've seen a man do in my whole life.”

The biker replies, “Why, it was nothing, really. The lion was behind bars. I just saw this little kid in danger, and acted as I felt right.”

The reporter says, “Well, I'll make sure this won't go unnoticed. I'm a journalist, you know, and tomorrow's paper will have this story on the front page. So, what do you do for a living, and what political affiliation do you have?”
The biker replies "I'm a U.S. Marine, a Republican and I voted for Trump."

The journalist leaves.

The following morning the biker buys the paper to see if it indeed brings news of his actions, and reads, on the front page:

“U.S. MARINE ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT & STEALS HIS LUNCH”

And this is "news" as it is in 2021 !

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 06, 2021 1:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Blonde sex pot Vikki Dougan appeared in several movies wearing a truly backless dress (cut right down to the crack in her fanny), and it made her famous.

Jessica Rabbit's gown is inspired by Miss Dougan.

A group called The Limeliters released a song devoted to Miss Dougan, and it's hysterical! Laughing

Enjoy!


_______________ The Limeliters - Vikki Dougan




For formal occasions, she "pushed the envelope" . . . Shocked


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