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Bud Brewster · Posted: Sun Dec 24, 2023 6:29 pm Post subject:

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This is an enjoyable video in which an actual palenontologiest examines the dinosaurs in many Hollywood productions.

I'm going to post this in threads for other movies which feature dinosaurs. Very Happy

___ Paleontologist Reviews Dinosaur Movie Scenes

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Gord Green · Posted: Sun Dec 24, 2023 11:22 pm Post subject:

Bah! It's obvious why the T Rex was mean. His arms were so short he couldn't scratch his butt when it itched! Also, he couldn't reach his pee-pee to either relieve himself to urinate or masturbate!

How would you feel?

Knowing Bud, I bet he'd be cranky !!!
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Bud Brewster · Posted: Mon Dec 25, 2023 10:29 am Post subject:

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Gord, you are brilliant! Cool

Your comment opens up a myriad of possibilities concerning the true nature of the T-rex! Chief among these possibilities is the idea that it was actually an intelligent creature who was surrounded by witless animals!

Imagine the frustration this must have caused! It would be like being a teenage genius, surrounded by clueless high school students.

Add to this the idea that the T-Rex was like a teenager who was tortured by his natural desire for all those hot young cheerleaders who pranced through the halls and strutted their stuff at the football games! Shocked

I can truly identify with the terrible frustration of that poor, virile T-Rex! To be a king without a queen . . . to be feared throughout his realm . . . to be envied by all the creatures in his kingdom!

And yet, he's incapable of "scratching his itch" — even when it's that terrible itch which drives men mad! Sad

Gentlemen, please . . . a moment of silence for the world's most tortured king.
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Is there no man on Earth who has the wisdom and innocence of a child?
~ The Space Children (1958)

Maurice · Posted: Tue Jan 02, 2024 4:30 am Post subject:

Were you guys asleep when they said all the dinosaurs were female? Sure, it didn't work on all the raptors, but there's no reason to think the Rex was a king and not a queen.

And, um, you guys do know that dinos, like 97% of birds, apparently don't have the same "parts" as most mammals do. Two words: "cloacal kiss".
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Bud Brewster · Posted: Tue Jan 02, 2024 12:21 pm Post subject:

Maurice · Posted: Wed Jan 03, 2024 1:49 am Post subject:

My joke being that cloacal animals, as dinosaurs likely were, probably couldn't self-pleasure, male or female, tiny arms or not. Smile

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Bud Brewster · Posted: Wed Jan 03, 2024 11:42 am Post subject:

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Ah, now I understand. Very Happy

I guess my confusion stems from the fact that "being unable to self-pleasure" is no laughing matter to a single 75-year-old guy! Sad

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Is there no man on Earth who has the wisdom and innocence of a child?
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Gord Green · Posted: Wed Jan 03, 2024 11:21 pm Post subject:

Amen, Bud!
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There comes a time, thief, when gold loses its lustre, and the gems cease to sparkle, and the throne room becomes a prison; and all that is left is a father's love for his child.