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Eadie · Galactic Ambassador Joined: 14 Dec 2013 Posts: 1695

Let me introduce myself —

I come from a normal family.

(very distant, on my mom's side) cousin Vlad 'Draculya' Țepeș says —

Robert (Butch) Day · Posted: Fri Apr 10, 2015 3:43 am Post subject:

It's fun getting old when you THINK you are poor!

The author isn't unknown. It was Dr. Isaac Asimov's wife Janet commenting on the riches of the human body. Ike like to quote it.

Yeah, right!

So who's smarter?

One morning a teenager was leaving his house with a hand full of chicken wire.

His father said "Son, where are you going?"

The son replied "I'm going to catch some chickens."

"Son you can't catch chickens with chicken wire!"

The son insisted that he knew what he was doing for later that day he came home with two chickens!

The father thought I guess he does know what he's doing!

The next day the son was leaving the house with duct tape.

Father: "Now what are you doing?"

Son: "I'm going to catch some ducks."

Father: "Oh, really? Just like the chickens?"

Son: "Yep."

When the son came home he had four ducks, two under each arm.

The next day the son was leaving with a hand full of pussy willows.

The father exclaimed "HOLD ON! I'll get my shoes!"
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Pye-Rate · Starship Co-Pilot Joined: 14 Dec 2013 Posts: 625

WHAAAT???

Scientists can be cool, but journalists who cover scientists are stupid!

They have to watch out for my crowd.

Robert (Butch) Day · Posted: Tue Apr 14, 2015 2:25 am Post subject:

Pollen season is here. EVERYONE (Mommysan, Eadie, Pye-rate and myself as well as over 1/2 the school) are sniffling even the teachers:

We are all terrible at battling bugs:

NOW we know why the Yellow brick Road is yellow"

(Posted on Eadie's behalf as she is too blurry eyed to post!)
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Eadie · Galactic Ambassador Joined: 14 Dec 2013 Posts: 1695

To go with the IKEA Cat Organizer.

How long do you hold a grudge — atrology version.

THIS is the "Circle of Life"?

Robert (Butch) Day · Posted: Tue Apr 21, 2015 12:14 pm Post subject:

Look familiar, guys?

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Robert (Butch) Day · Posted: Tue May 05, 2015 12:42 pm Post subject:

A restroom for Daleks?

No, it's a shower symbol. We have these in the US but they're not advertised. You'll find them at big-rig truck stops.
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Eadie · Galactic Ambassador Joined: 14 Dec 2013 Posts: 1695

A New Catalog Has Arrived In The Mail!!!

Eadie · Galactic Ambassador Joined: 14 Dec 2013 Posts: 1695

As you should know, Butch is my Godfather (I call him dad) and Pye-rate is my father (I call him Da.) Da is a pirate. he can't do math "worth beans". So this makes sense to me.

Eadie · Galactic Ambassador Joined: 14 Dec 2013 Posts: 1695

Here are other pages from the ACME Catalog. Available from Amazon Books.

Pow · Posted: Mon May 11, 2015 1:20 pm Post subject:

The Acme Company has given us sooo much fun over the years. Very Happy

Robert (Butch) Day · Posted: Fri Sep 25, 2015 3:53 pm Post subject:

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Robert (Butch) Day · Posted: Wed Sep 30, 2015 8:41 am Post subject: About That Possible Life On Mars

Apparently the aliens are sing a new tune:

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Pye-Rate · Starship Co-Pilot Joined: 14 Dec 2013 Posts: 625

This one is for Bud.

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