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Bud Brewster
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 20, 2014 6:19 pm    Post subject: So, I went to the eye doctor . . . Reply with quote

Warning: The following material may cause an emotional response which is highly illogical. Vulcans should refrain from viewing the pictures below.



















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~ The Space Children (1958)


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PostPosted: Mon Sep 22, 2014 11:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

A Krell STOP sign?



Confused?

If their alphabet is as big and complicated as Dr. Morbius says, I would be confused too!
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 23, 2014 9:43 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

What helpful advice would famous figures from history and literature give us?

Well, how about these?
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Never sit in a box seat when you go to a play.
— Abraham Lincoln

Be kind to cherry trees. Your teeth might be made of wood some day.
— George Washington

A man can dream of taking over the world — even if he has a silly mustache.
— Adolf Hitler

Don't underestimate your enemy just because he thinks he looks good in feathers.
— George Armstrong Custer

The oval office is probably not the best place for hanky panky.
— Bill Clinton

Convertibles are great to ride around in — unless you're in Dallas.
— John F. Kennedy

Keeping a tape recording of your phone conversations is not always a good idea.
— Richard Nixon

Make sure all the guards at the door check the politicians for knives when they come in.
— Julius Caesar

Being famous when you're young doesn't necessarily mean you'll get to grow old.
— King Tut

The night life is over-rated. In fact, it sucks.
— Count Dracula

Being a "man of many parts" isn't necessarily good.
— the Frankenstein monster

Just because you can move through the water like an Olympic swimmer doesn't automatically mean the chicks will dig you.
— The Creature from the Black Lagoon
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Learn from these wise words, folks. These folks learned them the hard way.

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 08, 2014 6:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I passed my science test! Yea!!!

Facebook Funnies (it's where I found these). On waking up in the morning:



(Yes, I drink coffee. I have to get up at 5:00 AM for a 7:45 AM home room and 8:00 AM to 2:30 PM classes [lunch is at a different time, depending on the day of the week] and then home room again and don't get out until 2:45 PM.)

Part of school is learning the right words:



We learned in Current Affairs about the e. coli outbreak in a near-by town. I thought this was appropriate:

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In arts we are getting ready for Hallowe'en (correct words, remember?) and are going to decorate the school:



All this, and the change in the weather, has me wishing:


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PostPosted: Sat Oct 25, 2014 5:47 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

These are the Signs of the Times:



The Most Baffling Sign Award goes to:



And whatever you do DON'T invade the Earth!

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PostPosted: Sun Oct 26, 2014 9:20 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

(We were at a supermarket called "Ranch 99" which specializes in Asian foods. I took a picture of this on my cell phone, but found a better picture on the internet.)

I'm very sure that I wouldn't like these flavors:



If anyone ate and drank these, THIS would happen:



If I left these for Santa, he would be mad at me and I would have to report him as a terrorist:



Then I wouldn't get any presents:

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PostPosted: Sun Oct 26, 2014 2:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Eadie, my dear, you're catching up with The Spike! I think I'll need to order that new back of All Sci-Fi T-shirts real soon. Very Happy


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PostPosted: Fri Oct 31, 2014 10:21 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

ALL RIGHT!!!

WHO forgot to walk the dogs?

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 31, 2014 11:12 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Another EDCA for you, Eadie! You're more fun than a barrel of mummies! (As Forrest J. Ackerman used to say. Very Happy)

Emerald Duck Call Award

I just couldn't resist. The photos just whispered these captions in my ear.
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 31, 2014 12:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

That is one extremely uhappy looking German Shepard!

David.
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 31, 2014 8:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Actually King (the dog's name) loved to do weird stuff.

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Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and, with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him a super-calloused-fragile-mystic-hexed-by-halitosis.
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 31, 2014 8:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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A dog is a Wolf Man's best friend . . .
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 11, 2014 8:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote



I HATE modern math!





It uses too much of the element "Um":



I think I'll join!


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PostPosted: Thu Nov 13, 2014 3:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

(No school today the water pipes froze. It was 14 degrees this morning.)

Kindred Dilexic (spelling?) Spirits



Poor mama kitty!



Say what?!?!

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 18, 2014 11:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Morning routines will NOT be the same.



How do they breathe?



I would have loved to see it when the truck took off!



He's REAL!!!

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