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Well my goodness, we’re just one day away from President Donald J. Trump’s historic Damn the Pandemic, Full Speed Ahead rally!

We’ve been assured that the crowd will have masks, and that most of the folks will be wearing them. But I did a little math and came up with something interesting.

The BOK Center in Tulsa holds 20,000 people, and I started thinking about the interviews I’ve see on CNN with Trump supporters during street interviews who told reporters that “Trump doesn’t weak a mask, so why should I?”

These are the kinds of intensely loyal folks who will be in Tulsa on Saturday to show their complete support for our nation's illustrious leader!

I’m sure that 90% of the crowd will be wearing those all-important masks to protect President Trump from contracting this terrible illness!

However, the most ardent attendees will be those happy folks who always sit right behind Trump, holding signs and cheering the loudest — along with the lucky ones who get seats in the very front rows!

This privileged group of the Commander in Chief ‘s most adoring fans might well turn out to be that 10% who decline to hide their smiling faces behind those silly “politically correct” masks — as Trump called them when a reporter declined to remove his to ask a question.

If that turns out to be the case, I started wondering just how many mask-less people will surround Trump on Saturday — shouting their approval, cheering their affection, and blasting out their Covid-19 laden spittle directly at Mr. Trump for several hours!

Unfortunatley, 10% of 20,000 . . . is 2,000.

Oh dear lord . . . Donald will be smack dab in the middle of two thousand open mouths, bombarding him from all sides with Coronavirus!

Frankly, folks, if Trump doesn’t contract the Covid-19 on Saturday, I might start believing the whole thing really is just a hoax invented by those damned Trump-hating Democrats!





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Dr. Strangelove (1964)

Seven Days to Noon (1950 England)

It's A Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad, World (1963)
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Is there no man on Earth who has the wisdom and innocence of a child?
~ The Space Children (1958)