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Robert (Butch) Day · Posted: Wed Sep 05, 2018 12:36 am Post subject:

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Gord Green · Posted: Tue Oct 02, 2018 12:40 pm Post subject:

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There comes a time, thief, when gold loses its lustre, and the gems cease to sparkle, and the throne room becomes a prison; and all that is left is a father's love for his child.

Eadie · Galactic Ambassador Joined: 14 Dec 2013 Posts: 1670

The True Heroes of any convention — Food!!!

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Art Should Comfort the Disturbed and Disturb the Comfortable.

Bud Brewster · Posted: Wed Oct 10, 2018 3:22 pm Post subject:

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I read that scientists have genetically engineered a new breed of cows which don't give milk . . . they give beer.

And these cows can thrive in frigid climates. That way the beer comes out cold. Cool

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Is there no man on Earth who has the wisdom and innocence of a child?
~ The Space Children (1958)

orzel-w · Galactic Ambassador Joined: 19 Sep 2014 Posts: 1865

Gord Green · Posted: Wed Oct 17, 2018 12:12 am Post subject:

Shortly after Elizabeth Warren released a DNA test that may or may not show that she is 1/1024th Native American, failed presidential candidate and former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton showed the results of a recent DNA test that conclusively proved she is only 50% Reptilian.

The test, conducted by a renowned DNA expert, showed that only 50% of her blood comes from reptilian humanoids from space bent on destroying humanity. Many Washington insiders had claimed she was 100% reptile, but these claims are now known to be a hoax.

"I'm happy to announce that I'm only half reptile," she said on an interview Sunday evening. "I hope my critics will think twice before calling me a space reptile now, since that's only half true. I'm only part lizard person, thank you very much."

But she was quick to point out that whether or not she's an earth-conquering reptile is irrelevant, quipping, "What difference, at this point, does it make?"

At publishing time, Clinton had admitted the remainder of her DNA was that of a Cylon
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There comes a time, thief, when gold loses its lustre, and the gems cease to sparkle, and the throne room becomes a prison; and all that is left is a father's love for his child.

Eadie · Galactic Ambassador Joined: 14 Dec 2013 Posts: 1670

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Robert (Butch) Day · Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2018 9:09 am Post subject:

Found by Eadie, Pye-Rate and myself.

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Eadie · Galactic Ambassador Joined: 14 Dec 2013 Posts: 1670

MORE Christmas fun!

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Robert (Butch) Day · Posted: Thu Feb 07, 2019 2:14 pm Post subject:

Groundhog Day Humor:

~ It took me a few seconds to get the one above. It's a "mushroom cloud".

General Humor:

Happy Chinese (lunar) New Year 2019:

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Eadie · Galactic Ambassador Joined: 14 Dec 2013 Posts: 1670

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Bud Brewster · Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2019 1:27 pm Post subject:

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Eadie, those are some VERY funny cartoons! Thanks! Laughing

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Is there no man on Earth who has the wisdom and innocence of a child?
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Bud Brewster · Posted: Sun Feb 24, 2019 12:24 pm Post subject:

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If something is "lost in antiquity", can you get it back by going to "Antiquity's Lost and Found"? Confused

If dogs can be trained to sniff out drugs and explosives, can they be trained to only piss on crabgrass and kill IT instead of the good parts of the lawn? Rolling Eyes

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Is there no man on Earth who has the wisdom and innocence of a child?
~ The Space Children (1958)

Eadie · Galactic Ambassador Joined: 14 Dec 2013 Posts: 1670

When phone booths break:

Now you know the REAL lyrics!

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Art Should Comfort the Disturbed and Disturb the Comfortable.

Eadie · Galactic Ambassador Joined: 14 Dec 2013 Posts: 1670

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Art Should Comfort the Disturbed and Disturb the Comfortable.