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Bud Brewster Galactic Fleet Admiral (site admin)
Joined: 14 Dec 2013 Posts: 17634 Location: North Carolina
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Posted: Sat Dec 11, 2021 5:49 pm Post subject: "Hey, Bud! Where have you been all week?" |
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"Hey, Bud! Where have you been all week?"
Guys, I apologize for being absent from All Sci-Fi all week, but last Sunday I was walking in the woods and I stepped into a bear trap! I had to gnaw my foot off to get free, and then I crawl out of the woods!
OKay . . . that's a slight exaggeration.
The real reason for my six-day absence is that I developed a serious infection in the bone marrow of the second toe on my right foot. I was in the hospital all week long being treated with intravenous antibiotics. I had needles in my arms with tubes hooked up to plastic bags with saline solutions, antibiotics, and Sodium ferric gluconate (for iron poor blood).
Three times every night the nurses came in and took my "vitals" (blood pressure, blood sugar, temperature, etc.)
Finally, after all that went on for five days, a pediatric surgeon solved the problem . . . by amputating my infected toe.
I went into the hospital knowing that this was the only solution to the problem. So, from now on, whenever I play This Little Piggy, the piggy that ''stayed home" will be permanently absent.
I considered posting a picture of my foot to prove why I was not on duty here at ASF — but frankly it still creeps me out to see four toes were five have always been — with a gap in the middle.
Oh well, at least I have one less toe-nail to clip. _________________ ____________
Is there no man on Earth who has the wisdom and innocence of a child?
~ The Space Children (1958) |
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Gord Green Galactic Ambassador
Joined: 06 Oct 2014 Posts: 2986 Location: Buffalo, NY
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Posted: Sat Dec 11, 2021 8:28 pm Post subject: |
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Bud, so sorry to hear of your problem. Actually, the bear trap story sounds more exciting! Seriously though, take your antibiotics ( And….just be glad they didn't have to cut anything else off!)
_________________ There comes a time, thief, when gold loses its lustre, and the gems cease to sparkle, and the throne room becomes a prison; and all that is left is a father's love for his child.
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Krel Guest
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Posted: Sat Dec 11, 2021 8:55 pm Post subject: |
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Bud, I'm very sorry to say: Welcome to the club. Big toe, second toe, and the joints of the next two toes. The little piggy is the only one left whole.
Wishing you a quick and problem free recovery.
David. |
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Morbius Astral Engineer
Joined: 25 Oct 2014 Posts: 205
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Posted: Sun Dec 12, 2021 9:04 am Post subject: |
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Bud, sorry to hear that. Hope you have a successful recovery. I too have a toe story. A vice fell on my toes, right foot right toes. Worst pain ever. Went to the emergency room and they administered pain shots and took x-rays. I asked them it they could put a pin in. They said there was noting there to put a pin in, just mangled pieces. They said it would eventually heal if not like new but at least there still attached. |
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trekriffic Starship Navigator
Joined: 19 Feb 2015 Posts: 591
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Posted: Sun Dec 12, 2021 9:40 am Post subject: |
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Well that sucks. Sorry to hear about your bum toe Bud. Bone infections are no fun. Here’s hoping for a fast, uneventful recovery. |
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Bud Brewster Galactic Fleet Admiral (site admin)
Joined: 14 Dec 2013 Posts: 17634 Location: North Carolina
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Posted: Sun Dec 12, 2021 11:49 am Post subject: |
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Holy mackerel, the messages above is the best medicine I've gotten all week — and I've been gettin' lots of medicine!
Guys, thanks for demonstrating just how wonderful my All Sci-Fi friends really are! And the fact that you've all had similar unpleasant experiences proves that you completely sympathize with my situation.
In addition to this, I've still got 11 new post to enjoy from you folks that were made while was in the hospital!
Thanks for giving All Sci-Fi frequent transfusions of new ideas to keep it "in the pink" while I was lounging around in a hospital bed like a lazy bum, flirting with nurses like this one.
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Of course, the night nurse was the one who insisted on waking me up at 3:00 AM every night to take my vitals. But she was so nice about it that I really didn't mind.
So, despite the fact that I desperately missed the comfort of my own home — the Bud Cave and all it's self-indulgent advantages —
— the experience has verified that All Sci-Fi isn't just enjoyed by me, it's enjoyed by you fine folks as well. _________________ ____________
Is there no man on Earth who has the wisdom and innocence of a child?
~ The Space Children (1958) |
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Gord Green Galactic Ambassador
Joined: 06 Oct 2014 Posts: 2986 Location: Buffalo, NY
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Posted: Mon Dec 13, 2021 7:39 pm Post subject: |
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Your nurse sent a picture of you as you were leaving the hospital!
Bud lets it all hang out! _________________ There comes a time, thief, when gold loses its lustre, and the gems cease to sparkle, and the throne room becomes a prison; and all that is left is a father's love for his child. |
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trekriffic Starship Navigator
Joined: 19 Feb 2015 Posts: 591
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Posted: Mon Dec 13, 2021 8:18 pm Post subject: |
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Nice photo Gord. His new delta tau name is …
BUTT Brewster |
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Bud Brewster Galactic Fleet Admiral (site admin)
Joined: 14 Dec 2013 Posts: 17634 Location: North Carolina
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Posted: Fri Dec 17, 2021 1:32 pm Post subject: |
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Oh sure, laugh it up, Cat Boy!
But now I can go into a singles bar and pick up chicks by casually mentioning that I have "two pinkies on my right foot".
(The surgeon left the lower half of the toe, and it looks a bit like a fat pinkie.)
When the lady asks me to prove it, I'll just say, "Well gee, Honey, I don't want to take off my shoe and sock right here in the bar . . . so let's go back to my place." _________________ ____________
Is there no man on Earth who has the wisdom and innocence of a child?
~ The Space Children (1958) |
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