ALL SCI-FI

[Eadie]

HAPPY EASTER!



Watch out for these:



This will definitely ruin your Easter Egg Hunt:





Instead hunt for this:



or this:



Have a hearty Easter breakfast:



Then go hunting (any consequences are your problem):



But if you find this guy:



you will probably find these type of eggs:



After all, ALIENS kill Easter bunnies!:



(A form of death by chocolate):





Eat these instead:









Even in Outer Space they celebrate Easter:



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[A division of Metro-Goldwyn-Meyer]

Why hasn't someone noticed that Robby's head is Easter egg shaped?"



If you males must have sex, please be safe:



PHARMACEUTICAL giant Pfizer have teamed up with the Catholic Church to create a new, slow-acting version of their popular ED drug Viagra, designed to mimic the death and resurrection of Our Lord & Saviour Jesus Christ™.

Dubbed Jesup (pronounced "jeeez-up"), the drug enables men suffering with erectile dysfunction to achieve a full erection capable of penetrative sex, albeit after a three-day wait (Ladirs, during those three days, he's dead!).

People intending to have some nice, relaxing Sunday morning sex with their partners are instructed to take a Jesup pill at around about 3:00 PM on Friday, after which there will be a waiting period while the drug gets to work until the user rises majestically on Sunday morning, perhaps to the amazement of their followers and the shock and awe of any Roman guards that might be in the vicinity.

“It’s based exactly on the resurrection of Christ, except for a few details,” said drug kingpin Aloysius Pfizer.

“Whereas Jesus left a small cavern empty on Sunday morning, our Jesup pill will help you fill a small cavern instead”.

True to the story of Easter, many people have come forward doubting the rising of Jesup, refusing to believe until they fill a hole somewhere.
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Art Should Comfort the Disturbed and Disturb the Comfortable.

[Bud Brewster]

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That is the most outrageously irreverent and hysterical thing I've read in a month of Holy Days.
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Is there no man on Earth who has the wisdom and innocence of a child?
~ The Space Children (1958)