Bud Brewster Galactic Fleet Admiral (site admin)

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Posted: Wed Jan 22, 2020 12:14 pm Post subject: FEATURED THREADS for 1-22-20 |
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Flash! ASF Breaking News!
'Scientists announced today that Wednesdays cause cancer in lab rats. It’s long been known that Mondays cause severe depression, Fridays cause uncontrollable elation, and Sundays invariable cause laboratory animals to sleep longer in the mornings.”
“However, the results of experiments done in the 1980s seemed to indicated that on Saturday nights, rats developed high fevers and displayed synchronized dance-like movements in response to disco music.”
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— and learn about the dangers of overfeeding pet rodents.”
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The Day the Earth Stood Still (1951)
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Target Earth (1954)
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