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Eadie Galactic Ambassador

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Just a plane ceiling fan:
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Eadie Galactic Ambassador

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Eadie Galactic Ambassador

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Bud Brewster Galactic Fleet Admiral (site admin)

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Posted: Sun May 17, 2020 1:30 pm Post subject: |
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Bud's Whimsical Philosophical Thoughts
Consider some of the common sayings we often use — like, "I'm so hungry I could eat horse."
Some of these saying are truly perplexing when we contemplate them for a moment. Consider these questions.
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Why do people think clams are so happy?
When do dogs actually work extremely hard?
How do we know that lambs sleep especially well?
Are crocodiles faking when THEY cry crocodile tears?
If old dogs can't be taught new tricks, can they be taught old ones?
Exactly what aspect of a sound night's sleep can be compared to a log?
How is evasive behavior similar to a bush around which one might beat?
How is dealing with an unpleasant task without delay similar to biting a bullet?
Why does dropping a hat prompt people to do spontaneous things often?
Why do we assume fiddles are especially "fit"?
Is chasing a wild goose really so pointless? What if the goose is old and slow?
If we don't reveal a secret we're aware of, are we being cruel to that poor cat we DON'T let out of the bag?
If you eat an apple a day but then get sick, will the doctor still be kept away after you call him?
Is it really darkest before the dawn, or is it actually just as dark an hour earlier?
If laughter is really the best medicine, why don't doctors fill their offices with nitrous oxide? _________________ ____________
Is there no man on Earth who has the wisdom and innocence of a child?
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Bud Brewster Galactic Fleet Admiral (site admin)

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Posted: Mon May 18, 2020 1:28 pm Post subject: |
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If same-sex couples can now get legally married, can one person with a split personality get marred to him/herself and receive all the benefits of two people who are legally married?
Think of the tax benefits? Seems only fair, right?  _________________ ____________
Is there no man on Earth who has the wisdom and innocence of a child?
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Eadie Galactic Ambassador

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Posted: Mon May 18, 2020 2:55 pm Post subject: |
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Bud Brewster wrote: | If laughter is really the best medicine, why don't doctors fill their offices with nitrous oxide? |
Because, according to my dentist, in concentrated amounts it is explosively flammable. OUCH!!! _________________ ____________
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scotpens Space Sector Commander

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Posted: Mon May 18, 2020 11:39 pm Post subject: |
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Bud Brewster wrote: |
If you eat an apple a day but then get sick, will the doctor still be kept away after you call him? |
Does eating an apple every eight hours keep three doctors away? |
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Eadie Galactic Ambassador

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Posted: Tue May 19, 2020 5:21 pm Post subject: |
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ALIEN restroom sign:
The real ALIEN Vs Predator games:
WARNING!:
Offered as a T-shirt:
Jim Kirk M.D?:
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Eadie Galactic Ambassador

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Posted: Mon Jun 08, 2020 5:09 am Post subject: |
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I just finished watching The Dick Van Dyke season 4 episode 16 (January 16, 1965) The impractical Joke It can be seen at:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mP5kHYqfI8A
So, what would be a practical joke? _________________ ____________
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Eadie Galactic Ambassador

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Posted: Sat Jun 13, 2020 1:16 am Post subject: |
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Closed for cleaning:
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Eadie Galactic Ambassador

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Because of Bud asking us to make the font size = 20, I winder if this is now necessary:
So he can read these:
And use these to organize his (presumably) vast paper work:
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Bud Brewster Galactic Fleet Admiral (site admin)

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Posted: Sun Jun 14, 2020 8:45 am Post subject: |
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Eadie wrote: | Because of Bud asking us to make the font size = 20, I winder if this is now necessary: |
Gee, Eadie, I can't help but winder when you had your vision checked.  _________________ ____________
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Eadie Galactic Ambassador

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Posted: Sun Jun 14, 2020 9:30 am Post subject: |
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Bud Brewster wrote: | Gee, Eadie, I can't help but winder when you had your vision checked.  |
Just over a month ago. 20/20. _________________ ____________
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Eadie Galactic Ambassador

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Posted: Thu Jun 18, 2020 1:03 pm Post subject: |
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Eadie Galactic Ambassador

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Posted: Sat Jun 20, 2020 12:21 pm Post subject: |
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Disney has already taken over Star Wars. This is what would happen if they take over Star Trek:
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