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[Bud Brewster]

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It's fun to take two or more film titles and mash 'em together to come up a wacky story-combo!

Here's a few examples.

The Dirty Dancing Dozen

A musical set in WWII with singing and dancing GI convicts who storm a villa to take out a rival street gang known as the Nazis. The movie includes a song by the Nazi street gang called "Everything's Free in America — after Vee Conquer You!"

The Thing from Another Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad, World

A flying saucer crash-lands in the Arctic, and a team of scientist find a dying alien who tells them there's a priceless piece of advanced alien technology buried in Nevada under something called The Big Five One. The greedy scientist frantically compete with each other to find the treasure and win a Nobel Prize.

The all-star cast includes people like John Agar, Morris Ankrum, Hugh Marlow, and Russel Johnson (as the professor).

The Taming of the Killer Shrews

With a story loosely based on Shakespeare, this movie is about a group of unhappy husbands whose nasty wives make their lives a living hell. The poor guys seek help from a friend who is a molecular biologist. He invents a serum which drastically alters the behavior of the unpleasant women, turning them into sweet, devoted ladies . . . . who now have strong sex drives!

However, an unfortunate side effect of the serum occurs when the women's growth rate is suddenly increased. The movie ends on a cliff hanger which is resolved in the sequel shown below.

Attack of the 50 Foot Nymphomaniacs (Yes, Nymphomaniac is a 2013 film!)

The group of woman whose behavior was artificially improved accidentally grow to become giants!

Worse yet, they retain there voracious need to have sex with their beloved husbands! Unfortunately the men's sexual equipment is now woefully inadequate for the task, so they flee in terror from their love-starved super-sized wives!
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Is there no man on Earth who has the wisdom and innocence of a child?
~ The Space Children (1958)

[Gord Green]

[Bud Brewster]

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Here's a few more examples.

Snow White and the Magnificent Seven Samari Dwarfs

Snow White — the Warrior Princess — bravely journeys into the Enchanted Forest to enlist the aid of mercenaries to fight against the Evil Queen and her magical menions.

She hires the Magnificent Seven Samari Dwarfs. Together they defeat the Evil Queen and free all the furry little forest animals who feared her!
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The Three Rocketeers

On the planet Parisian, the king is protected by his loyal Rocketeers, aerial swordsmen who battle his majesty’s enemies on land and in the air!

But the unscrupulous Cardinal Richelieu conspires to ground all the Rocketeers on the pretext that they're aerial acrobatics disturbs the peace, and their rocket packs are responsible for several recent fires in the homes of the citizens.

All the Rocketeers are forced to surrender their fuel supplies!

But when the evil cardinal launches his nefarious attack on the young and inexperienced king, the Rocketeers reveal that they have defied and outwitted Richelieu by keeping their rocket packs fueled and ready to defend the King!
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Is there no man on Earth who has the wisdom and innocence of a child?
~ The Space Children (1958)

[Bud Brewster]

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More Funny Fusions of Film Titles.
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Young Frankenstein Meets the Teenage Werewolf

The untold story of an adolescent Victor Frankenstein and his best friend, who tragically drowns while swimming in a nearby pond. Victor resurrects him by connecting him to a wire that leads to a lightning rod on the roof of his house.

Unfortunately, the resurrected boy's partially decomposed body and his damaged brain cause to look and act like . . . well, like the Frankenstein monster.

Meanwhile, a boy who has frequently bullied both Victor and his friend is hunting in the forest when he's attacked and bitten by a werewolf — a gypsy whose family is cursed.

When the teenage Frankenstein monster encounters the bullying werewolf boy, they clash in a titanic battle.
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Tarzan the Ape Man from Planet X

A rogue planet makes a close pass by the Earth, and an alien spacecraft lands in Africa. The alien pilot resembles a gorilla, but he’s extremely intelligent, and he communicates telepathically with Earth’s simians, He rallies them to rise up against the humans and take over our planet!

The ape man from Planet X commands his gorilla army to build their command center inside a giant cavern beneath Rwanda's Volcanoes National Park — the area in Africa which is home to over 600 mountain gorillas! (True fact. I looked it up. Here's a photo of it. Cool, huh! )





The movie was followed by a sequel called Beneath the Planet of the Ape Man from Planet X
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Is there no man on Earth who has the wisdom and innocence of a child?
~ The Space Children (1958)

[Bud Brewster]

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Still More Funny Fusions of Film Titles
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The Great Escape from the Planet of the Apes

In this second sequel to Tarzan the Ape Man from Planet X, the defeated army of gorillas who attempted to take over the Earth — commanded by their super-intelligent alien ape leader — succeed in building a fleet of spacecraft so they can flee to Planet X as it wanders off into space.

But they vow to return in twenty years when Planet X swings back around in its elliptical orbit and again passes close to the Earth!
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A Hard Day's Night of the Living Dead

While performing on stage In London, the Beatles are attacked by several crazed fans who happen to be undead zombies, and the Fab Four are turned into flesh-eating undead rock stars!

Both they and their crazed attackers leap off the stage and attack the screaming female mob who adore the Beatles, quickly turning them into flesh-eating undead rock music fans.

Their victims rapidly spread this zombie apocalypse throughout the audience, and soon the whole mob of crazed, flesh-eat teenageers swarm across London, converting the populace into zombified fiends, chanting the same phrase over and over.

“Paul is undead . . . Paul is undead . . . “

This grime tale was followed by a sequel entitled HELP! I’m a Zombie!

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Is there no man on Earth who has the wisdom and innocence of a child?
~ The Space Children (1958)

[Bud Brewster]

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Still MORE Funny Fusions of Film Titles!
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Beauty and the Beast from 20,000 Fathoms

Here’s a tale of star-crossed lovers whose romantic devotion transcends barriers such as time, biology, and their relative sizes . . .

The lovely Paula Raymond plays a paleontologist who falls in love with the fossile remains of a Rhedosaurus, dreaming about the day when this magnificent prehistoric quadruped would boldly stride down Fifth Avenue, sweep her up in his powerful jaws, and carry her away — rescuing her from a dull, uneventful life in the Museum of Natural History!





But then one day a handsome nuclear scientists tells her that a Rhedosaurus has been resurrect trom an icy tomb in the Artic, and it’s making it’s way south, towards the Big Apple!

Paula is thrilled by the news!

But as she gets to know the handsome young scientist, her emotions are in turmoil! Should she wait for her prehistoric Romeo to come and whisk her away . . . or should she succumb to her more conventional desires and get real frisky with the handsome scientists whose accent reminds her of Maurice Chavlier?

The climax (so to speak) of this romantic tale concludes with a fiery finish which tops anything Shakespear ever wrote!




The Grapes of the Wrath of Khan

Inspired by a novel by John Steinbeck, this gripping yarn relates the grim struggle of Khan Noonien Singh and his followers after being stranded on Ceti Alpha V by Capt. Kirk, forced to survive on an uninhabited planet.

However, Ceti Alpha V suffers a cataclysmic event which devastates its ecosystem and leaves the colonist struggling to eek out a meager assistance on this hostile world which bears a strong resemblance to Kansas during the Great Deprssion.

This is a tale about farmers struggling to survive in the middle of a "Dust Bowl" — except in this case, the drought is planet-wide!

But Khan and his followers persevere by following his wise leadership.

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The North by North West Side Story

Yes, this is a musical. Yes, it has dancing, And yes, it concludes with Cary Grant and Eve Marie Saint prancing around atop Mount Rushmore while Cary and Martin Landau threaten each other with switchblades!

You haven’t lived until you’ve heard Cary Grant singing, “Marie . . . Marie . . . I just met a girl named Eva Marie!”



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Is there no man on Earth who has the wisdom and innocence of a child?
~ The Space Children (1958)