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Morbius Astral Engineer

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Posted: Fri Aug 12, 2022 9:04 am Post subject: Lawn mower key |
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Just for the fun of it I made a lawn mower key. It symbolizes death to tall grass.
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Bud Brewster Galactic Fleet Admiral (site admin)

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Posted: Fri Aug 12, 2022 11:34 am Post subject: |
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WOW!
The writer in me sees that and instantly visualizes a Stephen King novel about a crazed gardener who rides around at night and murders people by mowing them down!
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Is there no man on Earth who has the wisdom and innocence of a child?
~ The Space Children (1958)
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Morbius Astral Engineer

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Posted: Fri Aug 12, 2022 11:37 am Post subject: |
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Oh no, what have I done  |
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Bud Brewster Galactic Fleet Admiral (site admin)

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Posted: Fri Aug 12, 2022 12:00 pm Post subject: |
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I couldn't resist the urge to make the cover of the book.
Now I'm going to have nightmares about being chased through the darkness by a roaring riding mower driven by a cackling maniac!  _________________ ____________
Is there no man on Earth who has the wisdom and innocence of a child?
~ The Space Children (1958)
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Pow Galactic Ambassador

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Posted: Fri Aug 12, 2022 12:05 pm Post subject: |
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Man! That grass is history. |
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Bud Brewster Galactic Fleet Admiral (site admin)

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Posted: Fri Aug 12, 2022 12:43 pm Post subject: |
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Yep, like the phrase people use to indicate that somebody is in deep trouble — "Your ass is grass!"
Except in this case, "The grass' ass is . . . grass."  _________________ ____________
Is there no man on Earth who has the wisdom and innocence of a child?
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Gord Green Galactic Ambassador

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Posted: Fri Aug 12, 2022 1:53 pm Post subject: |
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Reminds me about our great post on the movie ATTACK OF THE KILLER CRABGRASS !
If you haven't visited it yet...Check it out!~
https://www.allsci-fi.com/viewtopic.php?t=397&highlight=crabgrass _________________ There comes a time, thief, when gold loses its lustre, and the gems cease to sparkle, and the throne room becomes a prison; and all that is left is a father's love for his child. |
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tmlindsey Quantum Engineer

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Posted: Fri Aug 12, 2022 2:08 pm Post subject: |
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Great! Now I have this song stuck in my head; thanks a LOT!
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__________  _________________ "Have you never wondered what it would be like to walk between the ticks and tocks of Time?" |
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Bud Brewster Galactic Fleet Admiral (site admin)

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Posted: Fri Aug 12, 2022 4:04 pm Post subject: |
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Gord Green wrote: | Reminds me about our great post on the movie ATTACK OF THE KILLER CRABGRASS ! |
Gord, you're a genius! D:
Stephen King must be one of All Sci-Fi's many "silent members" who enjoy our posts without ever posting anything themselves. He sent me a PM to ask if he could combine the two concepts we've discussed and turn it into his next book!
What a concept! Who could possibly be better to battle the Killer Crabgrass than The Yard Man and his death-dealing, super-charged riding mower?
Think of the titanic battles when the novel is made into a movie! The Yard Man would plow into a squad of Killer Crabgrass and quickly chop them into toss salad . . . only to turn around and discover a platoon of vicious vegetation attacking from the rear!
Stephen said he was going to become a vegan for a month just to put himself in the proper frame of mind to write the novel. I volunteered to design the cover, and he said he'd be honored.
So . . . here it is!
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