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Bud Brewster Galactic Fleet Admiral (site admin)

Joined: 14 Dec 2013 Posts: 17637 Location: North Carolina
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Posted: Sat Jun 17, 2023 5:43 pm Post subject: X-Rated Tiime Travel Questions that will Keep You Awake |
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I just wanted to see how many wacky Time Travel ideas I could come up with.
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Question #1 – If a time traveler who wanted to commit suicide without bringing grief to his beloved mother by ending the life of her only child, could he go back to the day before his own conception and use artificial insemination while his mother was unconscious to make her pregnant?
And if he succeeded, would he cease to exist when he returned to the altered present — thus committing suicide without ever having lived?
Question #2 – Suppose a time traveler who was an "only chld" had always wanted a brother, So, he goes back in time after he was born and (without revealing his own identity) somehow convinces his parents to adopt a second child, a baby boy. When he comes back to the present, will he still remember being an only child . . or remember having a brother?
Question #3– If a time traveler married a young women after he had grown “too old to cut the mustard” (even with the help of the Blue Pill), could he go back in time, bring a younger version of himself to the present, and have him make hot jungle monkey love to his young wife so she'd get pregnant? (The obvious answer, of course, is yes he could) But would the young wife then choose to go back to the past with the younger version of the time traveler?)
Question #4 – Suppose a time traveler desperately loved his repeatedly unfaithful wife, but one day he murdered her in a jealous rage. Devastated by grief because of what he’d done, he traveled back to the day he married her, tells his younger self how badly the marriage turns out, and therefore prevents the wife’s death . . . by preventing the doomed marriage!
Question #5 – Imagine a brilliant young scientist who happened to possess a strong sex drive and wanted to have an orgy . . . with three versions of his girlfriend he collects from different moments in time, and three versions of himself, acquired in the same manner.  _________________ ____________
Is there no man on Earth who has the wisdom and innocence of a child?
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Krel Space Ranger
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Posted: Sat Jun 17, 2023 11:05 pm Post subject: |
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Bud Brewster Galactic Fleet Admiral (site admin)

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Posted: Sun Jun 18, 2023 9:34 am Post subject: |
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It actually took me a few minutes to get the joke!
I'm embarrassed that I didn't get it right off. The time traveling kid interrupted his own conception . . . and ceased to exist.
How did you manage to find a cartoon which went so well with the discussion I posted above?  _________________ ____________
Is there no man on Earth who has the wisdom and innocence of a child?
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Krel Space Ranger
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Posted: Sun Jun 18, 2023 1:56 pm Post subject: |
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I've had it for a while. I collect cartoons I find funny, and sometimes they turnout to be useful.
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